SO KISS MY ASS YOU OLD BASTARD!!!!

i wanted to start writing again so i started a blog. i will normally talk about all the bad decisions i make(ie: last weekend's rager for john stein going away party), things i hate about growing up, girl's i try to do nasty things to, movies, work, amy winehouse, and stupid stuff me and 2 other people will think is funny.


anyways weekend was rather relaxing. friday i went and saw art of the steal. It is about the Barnes art collection in Philly and how this guy owned tons of art that is literally priceless. Not priceless as in “sentimental” like dude owns 47 Picasso’s, 8 Van Gogh’s, several Monets & Matisses, etc. One of those are worth like 25 million on their own, so it they are literally priceless. The guy was a total badass/asshole and didn’t want anyone to see the art unless they appreciated it, he wouldn’t let the press in but if like a plumber who interested in art wanted to go see the collection he would let him in. He wouldn’t even loan the pieces to the Louvre or the Museum of Modern Art. Anyways its all about how the city of Philadelphia wanted to use the collection and put it in the city museum and charge people to see it and how after Barnes died they totally fucked him over and the whole art community is pissed about it. It was very interesting, even though I don’t understand art people at all.



Saturday I hung out with my mom and dad during the day. I got a ticket in Suwanee last week for having my tints too dark on my car. I was hella pissed about it because I had no clue it was illegal and the cop was a total fuckin dick. He was saying how the fine was going to be like a grand so I checked into and it turns out the fine will probably come in at $60-$120. Done and done. Anyways we to Gainesville to have my tints looked at and the dude said it looked cool so fuck it, it would cost $300 to have the tints taken off & adjusted to the legal tint. We went and ate at Long Street Café and my mom hit me up to this meat market near her house. I was in heaven. They had a deal were you could pick 5 items for $20. I got 3 12oz Prime Rib’s, a pack of chicken breasts, and some lean ground beef. After that I went to the grocery store and bought food for the week and rented the Damned United and Broken Embraces. Made plans with Colin to grill out steaks later (WE’RE OUT OF PROPANE!!!) and took a nap. The Damned United is an awesome movie, I can really relate to Brian Clough and his situation, because I am in a similar one. It kind of affirmed something for me so that’s why I think I enjoyed it so much. Had a wonderful steak dinner with baked potato and salad with Pellegrino and then enjoyed a nice cigar.





Sunday I took my mom out to lunch and we went to trader joe’s since she had never been before. I told her it was a hippie grocery store and I was right. Went to go return my movies and picked up a girl at the grocery store. She is 18. Scoreeeeeeeeee. I got all excited about grilling since Saturday went so well so I grilled my chicken breast and hamburger patties for the week in the rain. Finished my evening off by shining my shoes and watching Charade with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn, I absolutely love that movie.




Everyone is all butt hurt that health care passed. I don’t understand what the big fucking deal is, pretty much every other civilized nation has health care. It’s funny when I hear these fucking assholes saying they are going to move to Europe to get away from this shit and it’s the exact same. If you don’t like it you can get the fuck out. Get the fuck out! Randy, you tuning son of a bitch, go fucking practice, Randy! Come on, Morris, you fucking genius, get the fuck up and get the fuck out of here, Goddammit!